I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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