hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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