Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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