All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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