and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize