Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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