Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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