I wish life had little blips of pornography
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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