my mouth tastes like poor choices
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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