I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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