just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just threw up on my dentist
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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