Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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