Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize