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You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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