bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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