Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.