Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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