If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
