Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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