My sheets look like a crime scene.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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