If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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