I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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