I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This is not my ceiling
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i came on her dog
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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