just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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