you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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