I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?