Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT