what if I'm pregnant?
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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