Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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