he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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