Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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