If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle