More tranny stories later!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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