how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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