He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
send nudes
from the living room?
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