After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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