My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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