I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Randomize