I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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