i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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