I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running