Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize