But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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