fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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