I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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