after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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