Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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