Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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