i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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