It's like God shit irony all over that family
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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