Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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